Seriously, though, he's awesome at this kind of stuff. Me? Not so much. I tend to lean toward humor in order to express my emotions, as "romantic" isn't exactly in my repertoire. Plus, I get vaguely ill when I try to express eternal love and adoration in syrupy-sweet terms. So here are a few of possibilities that he might be getting in his inbox on Monday.
What? You mean I'm still expected to use snail mail? Good grief.
images from someecards and mmmcrafts, respectively