This is my very FIRST "Not Me!" Monday! I am very excited to tell people about the things that I did NOT do. That would be a cathartic experience, getting it all off my chest, if I had actually done all those things. Which I didn't. Just so we're clear.
I did NOT think evil thoughts about a woman at work on Friday because she was wasting my time with useless minutia.
I did NOT walk by the cat box 25 times this weekend and see that it desperately needed to be cleaned but actively ignored it anyway.
I did NOT call the dog into the kitchen to lap up a raw egg I dropped on the floor because I was too lazy to clean it up myself.
I did NOT hide candy from the boys simply because I wanted to have it all to myself.
I did NOT, under any circumstances, wish that my two youngest stepsons would go to their mom's next weekend so we could have a couple of days of peace and quiet with no bickering.
I absolutely did NOT laugh at my youngest stepson last night when one of the kittens jumped onto his bare back and hung on with her claws.
I did NOT spend the first three hours at work this morning figuring out how to embed a slide show into my blog. That would just be criminal.
For more crazy antics that people did NOT do, head over to my charming kids.