I did NOT selfishly check My Charming Kids blog a million times last Monday just to see if MckMama was putting up a Not Me! post.
I did NOT wait until this week to put it up just because I thought more people would read it this way.
I was NOT two hours late to a baby shower last weekend because I was still working on the baby blanket I was giving as a gift.
I have NOT been checking the LeeLou blog and The Cutest Blog on the Block every five minutes for Thanksgiving layouts since the day after Halloween.
I did NOT ask a woman at work to bring all her leftover Halloween candy to work just so that I could eat it.
And I definitely did NOT look the other way when my youngest stepson took a running start and slid knees first into the produce section of the grocery store!