Most of us.
Someone, however had a different idea.
That someone possibly being the most orally-fixated dog I have ever seen.
A someone that licks and chews pretty much everything (and everyone) in sight:
So when a certain teenage boy left his phone on the floor and then promptly passed out in the heat, someone took advantage of our torpor.
And someone will be using their allowance to get a new phone, even if someone doesn't agree that it's their fault that they left the phone on the ground.