Some people get their friends and family beautifully-decorated cakes to mark the milestones in their lives.
Others get them whimsical cakes of their favorite things.
At the very least, they get them tasteful, delicious-looking cakes.
Poor Ralph. He got none of the above.
He told me I should send it in to Cake Wrecks, but I told him that site is only for professional cakes. I think he was disappointed that he wouldn't have more people pitying him for having to deal with such a disaster.