Our cat Ninja is a
Ninja doesn't just bring animals to us as gifts and leave them on our doorstep.
He brings them, kills them, eats them, and then regurgitates them.
And then leaves them as gifts on our doorstep.
(Warning: nasty photo alert.)
I'm not kidding.
That's what we found on our doorstep when we came home the other day.
I think it was a rat.
Ralph said before he got cats the rat situation was so bad that they used to crawl into his car's engine and gnaw on the cables. So I guess I should be happy when I see this mess; I could be stranded on the freeway otherwise....